Latin Rockets Can't Belly-Dance

... as evidenced by this photo...

After several attempts, we concluded that Latinas are used to moving the entire body when dancing, like when you dance Salsa... Belly dancing requires you to be very precise in your movements - you only move your hips while your torso and legs are completely still, or you move your shoulders while your hips stay still, or you move your head from side to side while your arms are still. Waaay too hard! I'll stick to running and dancing to 80's music like a madwoman...